From the Misfiring Neurons of Chris Lim….

I was at the Gym this morning on the elliptical watching Bill Gates speaking at the Governors Association conference… but I digress.

17 minutes into the workout as I sweat little beads of … sweat. A semi-semi-buffed lady walks in making a huge deal with her machine being a little wet. She is dressed in a white long leotard. As she wipes of the treadmill in front of me, I notice that she is wearing a G-String. Since I was actually interested in Bill’s speech, I ignored her. I wonder if there is a way to get the transcript to that speech, he didn’t deliver it very well he looked a little defensive like all those Governors were going to pounce on him… but I digress.

This lady then finishes drying off her stuff and starts to walk. She was a little “heavier” on the bottom, some people like that, but very toned up on top. I turned and looked at the other lady to my right and gave her a “what’s up with her” looked, she gave me back a “I have no idea, what a B*tch! ” look.

As the pear in front started to continue to mouth off, and walk, the bulk of her bottom began to … bounce. I couldn’t stop giggling. Lady-on-right looked and me and gave me a “Shh!” look. I gave her back a “I can’t!!” look back and unplugged my headphones, gave her a wave and slowly walked away.

20 seconds later L-o-r show up and said that she couldn’t stand it either.

Moral of this not well writen blog – G-Strings don’t mesh well with treadmills and junk-in-the-trunk .

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